Restart UK!
Liner Notes
I envisage that this might be one to do with the band, but just wanted to get it done, so it's a one take wonder.
Lyrics
All you pretend patriots We've got something new for you Reform fell out of favour and Restore is heading the same way so We'd like to introduce out big idea
A new political party We're going to be "Restart UK" And the answer to each problem: "Try turning it off and on again"
We won't be taking questions at this time Although we are still open to obvious bribes Five million gets our ear And opportunity to steer The way force the rhetoric
A new political party We're going to be "Restart UK" And the answer to each problem: "Try turning it off and on again"
We're just like you But we don't like anyone who's not just like you We're just like you But we're better, better, better, so much better than you
Comments
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I hate politics, but this is a good and relevant response to all things going on everywhere. I think we all need a restart.
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Sign me up! (Okay, maybe not.) I have a feeling this will be a popular one, especially done with the band.
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As someone who did their time in the trenches of IT support back in the day (oh, the war stories I could tell you...) I heartily endorse this message. And let's face it, a slime mold is a better being than anyone in Reform...