๐ MEAT LIMIT
by @kissiejr
NSFWLiner Notes

You cannot teach a turtle trigonometry. You cannot teach a trout to fly a helicopter. Available knowledge is boundless, but when it comes to how much fits in a skull's pink fat, there is a meat limit.
Lyrics
I think I hit my meat limit โ I donโ get it My brain full โ nothing new fittin in it Hit my meat limit โ Iโm too dipshitted right now
I think I hit my meat limit โ I done did it My brain full โ nothing new fittin in it Hit my meat limit โ my brain just quitted right now Got the meatball spinnin around
I think I hit my
Brain โ think I hit the ceiling of my โ brain I got too much shit inside my โ brain Shit that I need, like: Mr. Beanโs filmography And the pantone color of Tinky Winky
Mmm โ better watch how you speakin to me Mmm โ gonna need to be repeatin to me Mmm โ explain like Iโm 5 Like Iโm 4 lobes on 3 sheets Iโm 2 full and I 1der why I canโt remember: this is the cage Iโm in
Comments
So tight and tasty! What a catchy chorus... had me singing along when the second one came in. And the trumpet/mouth trumpet combo, that's a killer one, two punch. This needs to be hittin the club dance floors ASAP. Or kitchens. Wherever it can be played on a banging sound system. If anybody don't wanna dance to it they probably just hit their feet limit! Bless you and your unlimited creativity.
You said on one of my tracks that you wanna learn how to do that...man, you got it all wrong. I'M the one that needs to sit at your feet and LEARN. You make this sound effortless. Just the perfect pitch changes, runs, style displays, etc at the exact right times and moments in rhythm with everything else going on. That arpy bit in the background goes so well with the hi-hats and the simple bass. That punchy and perfectly mixed kick/808/whatever. And then of course the cleverness of your writing here. I could never think of mental capacity as 'meat limit'. That's friggin amazing. Your music never fails to make me just shake my head and question why I even try lol This is basically perfection, sir.
This goes soooo hard I especially love the number wizardry! Certified banger!
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oh gosh the percussion, the melodic synth fill, the mix, the duck the chorus the lyrics what can i even say!! what a treat. please make more this fawm U are the boss
Go on then Iโll listen again (for the 18th time). This is gonna be SUCH a banger to dance to in the kitchen with @adforperu
This is some bonkers pop brilliance. Thank you for depositing "I hit my meat limit" into my phrase bank.
TEEEEeeeeee.. 41..? ๐ Dude, even if you have met your meat limit, you got more than enough going on to see you through ๐This is wild and wonderful!
How? This is incredible. The quacks got me lolling.
This goes! It is wild and Iโm here for every lil bit of it.
This is a BOP A very relatable bop ๐
Amazing, funny and makes my butt move without any input from my own meatball ๐
Jesus Christ Evin how do you do this every year. This is awesome.
The drive in this song is perfect. Energetic, yet mellow. I listened to it while two dogs had sex on the beach here in Gokarna. Meat limit?
hit mine a long time ago, plus i've sprung leaks! i understand this lyric (or think i do)far too much! great production , bits flicking between my ears on the phones. All class
the thought that i might only have this one month, february of 2026, to make this song my anthem and listen to it on repeat is DEVASTATING. ๐ฐ i need to be able to listen to this for the rest of my life. ๐ฅบ i love me a banger as much as the next millennial white girly, but iโll admit that i have never felt particularly seen or represented in pop lyrics. but this?!?!?! ๐ฎโ๐จ get outta my head dude (please actually, i donโt have room)
sheeeeesh, thank you! download enabled
thank you my wife and i haven't been able to stop singing it to each other for the past 24 hours but also i cannot find where to download? pls explain like i'm 5
Ah, guess that setting is mostly for the farm-hosted files. Save-as on this link: https://www.evinwolverton.com/mp3/meat_limit.02.03.2026.C.mp3
saved by me and by the members of a small discord server who are similarly obsessed ๐๐ป
btw if this somehow found its way to, idk, bandcamp or something, weโd give you money for it ๐
Umm yes please. I will be coming back for more! This is delightful. Quack quack! Oh and that picture is hilarious.
this is a timbaland-ass beat my guy. great stuff as always
Meaty magic - the production is on point, smooth as silk with some funky quirks to prick your ears. sounds super fresh. I also love the vocal delivery which speaks speeds up, slows down and takes you all around.
You're awesome, Kissie Jr. Another creative unique composition by you!
lol love the production. what a banger. this is going to be stuck in my head all day.
Holy shit, this was a bop!

The quack. The busy signal. The effect this has on my meatball. I adore the evolution (Evinlution?) of Wolverton.
This is a banger, so catchy!
This is definitely going to be a phrase/concept I adopt. I also love "my brain just quitted right now." Love the specifics of what's in there instead of what you're trying to insert, as well. Fun and useful! -- oh, and the numbers at the end are genius, too!
I too feel that I have reached my meat limit as I try to grow my brain while finishing my masters degree. Meat limit, no more knowledge can fit in my brain bucket.
Hahaha this rules, so fun. Meat limit entering my lexicon, thank you for that
This sounds so good! Love it! Doing a little dance here ๐๐ป
OMG Pure FIRE! Great job!
This one is so topical for the whole world these days, when every software update shuffles the whole planet. How come I can't figure out how my phone works without help from my kids.... And the pantone color of Tinky Winky made me laugh out loud. I remember reading that Iris Murdoch loved the Teletubbies after she got Alzheimer's and I defintely get that!