FAWM: @artie / artie

artie

@artie

Songs

Joined

2021

Burlington, Canada, eh!?

(He/Haw)

Neurospice level 5 with brain damage and a boot.

Nobody knows if I'm gay or straight.

@debs and I released a fun EP this summer - perfect for people with short attention spans! All songs written during FAWM: https://hi-zev.bandcamp.com/album/ploink

Enjoy, my good friends, enjoy! 🧻

Songs

Window Shopping by @artie +2 more 4d #childrensmusic #musicaltheatre #kazoo

Infamous Invalids by @artie + @nahlej381 1w #hiphop

Reclusive Exclusive by @nahlej381 + @artie 1d #hiphop

The Thermonator 🌡 by @artie 4d #infomercial #fakeproduct #electronic

Lover's Quarrel by @artie +2 more 6d #improvisation #humour #experimental

Check Out My Duck by @artie 1w #poppunk #punk #duck

Refraction by @artie 1w #punk #humour #acousticonetake

Breathe by @artie + @debs 1w #acousticonetake #harmonies #indiepop

The Love Doctor pt. 2 by @artie +2 more 1w #improvisation #musicaltheatre

The Love Doctor pt. 1 by @artie +2 more 1w #improvisation #musicaltheatre

Ode to a Spring by @artie + @debs 1w #humour #screaminggoat #springalingaling

Eyelids ft. Architect by @artie + @matthijs 1w #hiphop #lofi #headphones

Naughty Boys Employment Agency by @artie 2w #allaboutthebass

Hell Comes to Crawler Town by @artie 2w #commentsfirst

Soundboard

Messages left for you by other fawmers.

@opossum 10h

Ah seen dat U listened to that @froggymagee song about mah attic and I jes wanted to tellya thet I done writ a responsiv song to her song in case ya wanna hear tha rest of tha story!

https://fawm.org/songs/326217

@willow1 1w

😝⏳🙂‍↔️

@mardeycranbleson 1w

some day the hell comes to crawler town mystery will be revealed

@daveescoffery 1w

Thanks for the comment on Clap for Me. I had to check out what a fellow Descendents fan was doing, and I love what I’m hearing. Also, I wrote an entire song a couple years ago about all the reasons why nobody can tell if I’m gay or straight! 🤪 Can’t wait to hear what else you come up with!

@nahlej381 2w

Ya I got a new computer and the depression has settled down let’s get back to working on a project soon. But yea let’s spit some 16s on each other all sexy and disgusting like.

@artie 2w

This reminds me of Holden Caulfield watching people in their hotel room spitting water on each other lol couple of fuckin preverts here! Love to revitalize that project. Rawr

@mctown 2w

emailed u back

@artie 2w

Received - thank you!

@mctown 2w

Artie... got a publisher looking for some filmtv specific stuff.. [email protected] me and I'll send you info.

@artie 2w

Thanks so much for thinking of me. I just sent you and email.

@willow1 2w

Loooook an accordion in the wild!!

@artie 2w

I know! I'm so misrepresenting myself, but I love that picture.

@willow1 2w

Everyone should misrepresent themselves with a photo of an instrument they don’t yet play-we gotta normalize that shit!

@willow1 2w

Artieeeee where did Hell go?!

@artie 2w

I made it private so I could start synthesizing the comments. I just made it public again for a bit so you could add something.

@willow1 2w

You might regret that, heheh

@dustintroothward 2w

That EP is weird as fuck and I love it. track 3 was awesome. needs puppet visuals

@dustintroothward 2w

Gay. Straight. There's no lines anymore...@nahlej381 cook us a beat 👀 I'm about to check out that EP now. much love.

@nahlej381 2w

1: my wife knows that I’m pretty gay 🤷🏻‍♂️she’s cool with it.

2: ima have some instrumentals hopefully some of them inspire you to spit some heat?

3: I’d like to hear you collab with my homie @dustintroothward he’s new on the site but has collages with me a bunch over the years

@artie 2w

My man! Thanks for the introduction. I'd love to get on one of your tracks and spit hot diarrhea fire!

@willow1 2w

@artie expect the impossible!

@audrey 2w

Hi @artie It's good to be back, isn't it? Have yourself a great FAWM 2026

@artie 2w

It's great to be back! My excitement and anticipation has been so high I'm afraid by tomorrow it's all gonna come crashing down lol

@billwhite51 2w

RE> Ploink! Thank you. I needed that. (Like a handful of energy pills.)

@artie 2w

That's great 😆 glad it helped infuse some energy. Incidentally, the song is about a robot losing power lol.

@billwhite51 2w

thanks for listening to the final day of april. ill be looking for your and debs pre-fawm work on the forums thread and look forward to your fawm offerings.

@mctown 2w

I must confess... lyrics for me... I usually write lyric first when working long distance. Very limited musician or vocalist.

@mctown 2w

EP is fun. LIstened to some of it. cool..