"Workplace Safety" : FAWM

Workplace Safety

23 hours ago by @headfirstonlyTEAM

Workplace Safety

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Liner Notes

#zuzai #COSHH #ChapmanStick #Wavestate #Juno-60 #CautionaryTale

I've worked in more than one office building where ostensibly grown-up colleagues treated the communal fridge as a dumping ground for abandoned lunches that would be classified as hazardous waste in a laboratory...

Lyrics

A vat of molten steel At fifteen hundred degrees or that abandoned plastic tub of mouldy cottage cheese

Everywhere you work Is something that can kill you

It's been zero days Since someone here kicked off an incident and I'm still amazed their supervisor escaped imprisonment

Ballistic protection and two-inch armour plate is nothing to a pint of milk that's past its sell-by date

You have to wear a harness When painting the Forth Bridge But that's not going to save you From what's lurking in the fridge

Comments

@coolparadisoTEAM 15h

True and some where your stuff disappears. I agree some need a hazardous sign. Made me smile, but didn't in the day

@b3nut 16h

This is why I really like having a private mini-fridge in my Helpdesk office! LOL...why am I not surprised that you made an electro-prog mini-epic about an office dilema we all can relate to? What a dyspeptic delight!!! 😀

@philkmills 17h

I like the funny vs. not funny feeling I get from the words. Again, you get the music very right in terms of matching what you're singing.

@edwinb 23h

We've had a "milk only" rule for our communal fridge for years now because of this sort of thing. Well, the fridge bit anyway. We don't have any vats of molten steel, at least not in my department. I love that rhyme with Forth Bridge at the end especially.