My daughter is bringing me my 9th grandchild, a boy. He's still a bump in her tummy but the parents are thinking on names. Odysseus has hit a funny bone, so it needed a song. #FUC

I feel the need to apologize in advance With all this joking there is a chance Though it is not your name officially You’re partially Odysseus to me

Don’t call the baby Odysseus It means the one who causes pain If you do other people May think you are insane Though since you mentioned it It is a fun name to say So we refer to the baby bump As Odysseus for today

Your Mom and Dad are both very kind I’m sure that they have another name in mind There is a chance if you don’t win favor You might get that name after labor

Chorus