I'm Wearing A Hat
by @carleybaer · @stephenwordsmith
Skirmish: I'm Wearing a Hat (@mardeycranbleson)
Lyrics
I'm wearing a hat at work today I'm wearing a hat at work I'm wearing a hat at work today I'm wearing a hat at work And I give not a single care Although the people point and stare I'm wearing a hat at work today And absolutely nothing else
I'm wearing a hat in church today I'm wearing a hat in church I'm wearing a hat in church today I'm wearing a hat in church The fingers point and tongues doth wag I'm going to hell in a paper bag For wearing a hat in church today And absolutely nothing else
I'm wearing a hat to court today I'm wearing a hat to court I'm wearing a hat to court today I'm wearing a hat to court It lights my eyes and frames my face But sadly it won't help my case For I'm wearing a hat to court today And absolutely nothing else
I'm wearing a hat at the pearly gates I'm wearing a pearly hat I'm wearing a hat at the pearly gates I'm wearing a pearly hat Saint Peter said 'My word, that's odd We all stand naked before God But there you are at the pearly gates Absolutely wearing a hat
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This is a tremendous combination of @stephenwordsmith's cheeky yet elegant lyric writing and @carleybaer's ability to take anything and find a new and brilliant way of coming up with something different, musical and fun. Love it with every fiber of my being.
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These harmonies are so tight and satisfying, so enjoyable to listen to!
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Omg this is so funny! Even when I’m expecting it, it still lands just the same. Love that you went serious with it and let the silliness of the concept speak for itself. Many claps and a deep bow.
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This is so much fun!!! I grinned all the way through. A great collaboration, and what a take on the prompt!! I love it!
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ha! this is great! glad I went to the slackchat earlier to encourage S to write this lyric and give to C. Great job you both! wow that was fast!
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@stephenwordsmith 's words cracked me up. @carleybaer love how you picked up the church theme with the organ and the gospel feel!
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This is hilarious! trying very hard not to think too much! love the last verse - a perfect tie up! and of course Carley can sing and play anything, harmonise and bring it all home - well played