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Carley Baer

@carleybaer
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2008

Hi, I'm Carley! Elementary music teacher, multi-instrumentalist, benevolent overlord of Bad Song Club, and inveterate seeker of joy. I grew up on the Beatles, Joni Mitchell, Tom Lehrer, John Prine, CSN (and sometimes Y), Ani Difranco, Fiona Apple, and lots of Tin Pan Alley jazz.

This is my 18th year/19th FAWM. Where does the time go??

My songwriting mottos include, "What would Paul McCartney do?"; "Who cares, write it anyway"; "Anything's a bluegrass song"; "Why drink rusty tap water?"; and probably more that escape me now.

I'm always up for the possibility of a collaboration, especially in the first half of the month, so drop me a line and I'll do my best to make it happen! Also, please refrain from leaving "constructive" criticism on my songs; FAWM is a place for risk-taking and woodshedding and giving half-formed ideas a chance to developโ€”and besides, I critique myself enough already. :)

You can read my undergraduate thesis paper on how to overcome songwriting obstacles here (features a whole section on FAWM): https://pdxscholar.library.pdx.edu/honorstheses/1343/

And you can join Bad Song Club here! https://badsongclub.com

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Breakfast of Champions (House Blend Mix) by @aeye +5 more #coffee #food #proteinshake
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Nothing Is On Fire by @metalfoot +11 more #slackchat #whistling #acousticonetake
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The Return of 8Cent Grape$ by @aeye +4 more #cowcore #rap #hiphop
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Messages left for you by other fawmers.

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Your voice is amazing! Love your style. Keep it up. โค๏ธ

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@mctown

All good, don't sweat it. Your talent just seemed to work in the direction I run sometimes...and I thought hey.

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@mctown

Well, I tried your email...didn't work. I mentioned in my email that we might ought to do a song sometime. mctown David L Graham ascap [email protected]

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Hi David! Thank you for reaching out and sorry for the delay, this is right around when things start getting crazy for me. I donโ€™t want to commit to anything extra until lโ€™m sure I can satisfy my current obligations, but if it doesnโ€™t happen this time around, letโ€™s definitely make a plan for next year!

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Hi, Carley. I'm trying to sneak in at the very end of the first half of the month to see if you're up for a collaboration. If so, I've a mild preference for lyrics because I can write them so much faster than I can get my singing to sound OK. Or I'm happy to write chords and a melody if you sing it. And I've also enjoyed a collaboration where both of us wrote parts of the lyrics and parts of the music. Any of that sound appealing to you?

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Hi Eric! Letโ€™s make it happen! Easiest for me would probably be you doing lyrics and sending them over. I can do the music, and then from there we can brainstorm if any lyrical or musical tweaks need to be made. Just send them to Bad Song Club and Iโ€™ll take a look :)

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Yay! I'll get you some lyrics soonish. Looking forward to what you do with them.

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I've put off coming over to your page because I know I might get so caught up in all your offerings that I won't get any of my own songs written๐Ÿ˜œ. But I just posted one, so I'm free for the evening! I may not comment on every song, but please know that I love your style, your voice, and your very clever, insightful lyrics. I can't wait to immerse myself in everything you're creating this year. I'll try and pace myself...

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Congrats on winning! But does it count if Comments First is locked? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™m good for it I swear

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@thetau

Pens ready, hearts open, the master is back. Russ

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Yayyy Russ! I hope your FAWM is amazing ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŽถ

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@kellyk

Your motto is "What would Paul McCartney do?" That's amazing-- that's like my whole theme for FAWM this year. I spent January doing a complete listen-through of his solo catalog and I'm writing lyrics this year based on my own McCartney-related prompts. :)

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Haha yeah โ€œWWPMDโ€ has been a studio motto of mine for years, so I loved reading your liner notes and lyrics. We should collab!

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Hi Carley, have a terrific FAWM; my son Greg McKillop is a songwriter / musician / general cool dude, living in PDX as well. He loves the music scene there.

I'll be listening to your work!

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Oh cool! Does he play out a lot? Iโ€™ll keep an eye out, always love meeting other PDX songwriters ๐Ÿ’• have a great FAWM!

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Hi Carley. Good to see you back again.

NightWing (Hutch) here re postcards. My email is [email protected]. Send me a message with mailing addie and I will do the same. I will also send the postcard by email, just in case.

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Hiya Hutch! Glad weโ€™re postcard pals :) Iโ€™ll shoot you an email in the next day or so

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Got my postcard and getting ready to send. Talk atcha soon!!!

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@carleybaer I wanna do some skirmishes. Show me your ways!

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Letโ€™s make a plan to do one at the same time!

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You ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฝ FAWM.

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Yayyy Michael! YOU ๐Ÿค˜ ๐ŸŽถโœจ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŽ‰

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Heya Carley, welcome back!

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Hi Mike! Hope youโ€™re surviving winter ok out there ๐Ÿ˜…

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Happy FAWM Carly! I signed up for Bad Song Club and looked-up your thesis - yes!

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Yayyyy! Welcome to the club! I hope you get some good bad songs out of it :)

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Happy FAWM eh!

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Happy FAWM oh yah!

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Excited to be back! Glad to see you! I hope all of your FAWM dreams come true. :)

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Happy FAWMing! Do you want to try for the collab we talked about last year?

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Omg yes! Letโ€™s make it happen, Iโ€™m pacing myself this year so Iโ€™ll have more time and bandwidth for collabs โœจ do you have my email?

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Yes! Email sent :)

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Happy FAWM Carley โœจ๏ธ

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Happy FAWM to you too Nadia!

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Hey Carley! Have a fippling fantastic FAWM!

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Have a fantastic FAWM, Carley! I always look forward to hearing your new stuff ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Aww thanks Bob! Good to see you back as well ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŽถ

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Have a great FAWM Carley!!

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You too Josh! See you back at the slack cafe!

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Hi Carley, hope you have a great FAWM 2026!

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Happy FAWM Mike! Hope the muse smiles upon you โœจ

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Let there be bad songs!

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Forever and always!

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CARLEY! โ€ฆany minute now!

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The Song Hamster awaits!

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The songhamster must be appeased OR ELSE

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@max

๐Ÿป๐—–๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€! ๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒโ€™๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—™๐—ฒ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜†. ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐˜† ๐—™๐—”๐—ช๐— ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด!

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Happy FAWM to you too @max!! Always good to see you round these parts๐Ÿป

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@carleybaer guess what?

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All I hear when I close my eyes is the sound of tiny, feral teeth, gnawing at the bars of its cage, and I know that it will be unleashed very soon. May we be saved by the power of song! ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿน

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Have a Great FAWM!

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Yayyy happy FAWM to you as well!!

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May your FAWM be loads of fun!

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Wassssup!

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yay happy FAWM Carley!

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Happy FAWMing (and BSCing! - I've filed Monday's email to open for my 2nd song ๐Ÿ˜„ )

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And here's to more #slacksongs!

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@aeye

Happy FAWM from ya boi 8C Grape$

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