#skirmish #talltales #pop #political So, my random words were bear, snort, stink, drive, marvelous and sugar. For some reason, that inspired a tall tale told by someone with a brain worm. Meanwhile....Tall tales...or not? These sound like lyrics of a madman, but they are all lifted from public comments by a certain individual who apparently snorted too much cocaine off toilet seats. UPDATE - full song posted, and it still sounds totally unhinged on repeated listening. But fortunately, I'm not the dude running HHS who spun these tales.

TALL TALES (or NOT?) (c) 2026 raspberry33

Verse 1: I found a dead bear cub on the side of the road, upstate Stuffed it in my van, with a great idea for a prank Put the carcass in front of an abandoned bike in Central Park It’s a bit bizarre, but you know, there’s a brain worm to thank

Chorus: If you don’t believe me, you just haven’t Snorted enough coke off toilet seats Please don’t question my sanity… It’s just better living through chemistry!

Verse 2: I saw a dead whale washed up on the beach in Hyannis Cut off the head with a chain saw; dragged it to my minivan It was beginning to stink but I bungeed it to the roof rack And took it for a long drive, like it was part of my plan.

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Bridge: Barbequed dog? Or barbequed goat You can decide for yourself Marvelous stories you’ll swallow like sugar Pour out a little more white powder…

Verse 3: I’m convinced that autism’s caused by vaccines Or maybe Tylenol, we’ll pin it on the CIA Circumcision is bad, but not as bad as Fluoride Seed oils are poison, beef tallow will save the day

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Outro: 5G controls our behavior Raw milk will be our savior If what I say is bizarre, it’s just a tall tale.