FAWM: "The Thermonator 🌡"

The Thermonator 🌡

4 days ago by @artie

Skirmish: Jingle for a fictional pr... (@brewkulele)

The Thermonator 🌡

artie

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Liner Notes

So it's more of an infomercial than jingle. Used the classic Yamaha DX-21 (1985) for this.

#infomercial #fakeproduct #electronic

Lyrics

Have you ever been sitting there thinking, “I wish there was more variety to my thermometer.”

Well now you can up your temperature game with the Thermonator.

The Thermonator is the world's first all-in-one thermometer.

Seamlessly interchange it between your mouth, armpit, or anus.

Never be bored taking your temperature again.

But there’s more, the Thermonator is also a meat thermometer.

At this point I bet you literally have hundreds of thermometers.

"I literally have hundreds of thermometers."

Well say goodbye to all that clutter with the Thermonator.

You can use it on everything!

What’s the temperature of this paintbrush? What’s the temperature of this plant? What’s the temperature of my toilet?

Well now there’s no more guessing you’ll be the smartest person in the room.

Digital thermometers are so last year. With the Thermonator you’ll be the talk of your next office party.

Buy now and you’ll also get this state of the art sack to hold your Thermonator.

Thermonator. Stick it anywhere!

Comments

@chill4matt 11h

Too funny! For real... Thank you.

@willow1 2d

I love how you sing Anusss! Plus the hesitancy of meat thermometer made me guffaw. So gross!! Also cool vintage synth.

@artie 1d

Hi Willow!! You’re in China sooner than I thought. Can you still text? Super cool synth! I also like the way “anus” came outta my mouth. Wait lol

@djtjb 2d

Dude you killed this! I'm dying. Your different characters in this are perfect. As someone who is very well versed in all thongs infomercial, the only thing this is missing is "send check or money order to:" and "Must be 18 years or older to call"

@artie 1d

Ahh yes lol true true true

@kvnwoodruff 2d

Whoa, this might be the first fawm ad I’ve heard. The cheesy synth fit the vibe perfectly.

@brewkulele 2d

HAHA, perfect! I love the cheesy underscore on with your cheery, yet mildly disturbing ad.

@florian 3d

🤣😂

@debs 4d

Oh my friend, this was wonderful but I feel you have made a terrible error! You see, in the time it took for you to write this song, they came up with the even newer even more shiny THERMOMINATOR! It lets you take the temperature in your mouth, armpit and anus all at the same time! 🤩🤩🤩 This is my 100th comment.

@freshspotlessyouth 4d

This is a masterful bit of nonsense. I laughed heartily. However, my old mercury thermometer can already do all that stuff :)

@artie 4d

Save your money then lol

@froggymagee 4d

Grooviness, hahaha you make me giggle continuously

@drumblanket 4d

This was hilarious! Totally felt like an actual infomercial! Great job dude!

@kahlo2013 4d

This is really fun! I love how you go from anus to meat! Sounds like a handy gadget! Love the delivery and bouncy music! You stuck it!

@feb21sundari 4d

Awesome groove, this is totally danceable, I like the weird crooning of the keyboard in the background. It's a pitty the lyrics aren't included for better understanding...

@artie 4d

Good idea! They're up now.