Window Shopping

by @artie · @debs · @greenrocks

NSFW Skirmish: Window shopping (@nancyrost)
Window Shopping
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Liner Notes

I didn't take part in this skirmish, but the song sure was influenced by the prompt! #childrensmusic #musicaltheatre

@debs: Cassie the window @artie: George the door @greenrocks, @debs, @artie: The Window Players

I broke out some fun toys for this one: Banjo uke, melodica, glockenspiel, jaw harp, #Kazoo

Lyrics

I am a window and I like what I see I like what I see, I like what I see I am a window and I like what I see Won't you come window shopping with me

Window Players: Hi Cassie! Cassie: Hi Friends! Window Players: Beautiful day today, isn't it? Cassie: That’s right, perfect day for a stroll. Have I introduced you to my friend George!? Window Players: Not yet. Hi George! George: Hi guys!

I am a door and I like what I do I like what I do, I like what I do I am a door and I like what I do I like to go window shopping with you

Window Players: He's just so a-DOOR-able! George: Aww, shucks guys, you're not too bad yourselves Window Players: Ooooooo George: Well we oughta get going, Cassie, but it sure was nice meeting you Window Players: Bye George! George: Bye guys!

George: You sure do have some nice friends there, Cass, and I really appreciate you inviting me out. It's just that things haven't been the same, you know, since Joe was abducted by aliens Cassie: He left you, George, he left you because you were such a whore George: I can't help it if I swing both ways! Besides, he would always leave splinters in my ass. Maybe I'd just be better off on my own, you know Cassie: But that’s the problem, George, you don’t open up at all anymore George: I open up to you Cassie: You know what I mean George: Say whatever happened to us? You used to love when I put my knob inside of you Cassie: You just liked getting slammed, over and over... George: Well you used to like when I cracked you open and people watched! Plus you always had a thing for PANE Cassie: I guess things change, huh George George: Well you have gotten dirtier with age Cassie: George!

We are friends and we like what we see We like what we see, we like what we see We are friends and we like what we see Thank you for window shopping with me

Thank you for window shopping with me!

Comments

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This is so much fun! I was fully bought in then that bridge hit... Such a fantastic payoff.

Love how.you use the kazoo in this one!

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Love how this turned out @artie ! So twisted. Just like George!

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Hehe. Fun and delightful song. Very cool collaboration. Beautiful voices and playing.

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I am speechless! This is quirky, delightful, and decadent. The juxtaposition of the childhood voices, the innocent exuberance, and the bouncy happy melody with the lewd innuendos is absolutely brilliant! I went directions I did not expect it to go!

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Oh my god. I don't know what I expected, but this is brilliant.

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Kazoo!! You guys did an awesome job on this, George is such a silly goose, fantastic collab!

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I didn’t end up using it as much as I thought I would. It still made an appearance. George is ridiculous lol

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