I've been tinkering with the idea of making an album of songs for kids that gives them bad advice (to be silly of course). Keeping it safe, lighthearted, and in a way that kids can say "no that's wrong"... because they might face some bad advice and need to be able to notice it when they hear it.

Intro: I've heard that ignorance is bliss and "ignorance" means "not smart" "Bliss" means "super happy" So let's all do our part...

Chorus: Pick up a screen if you want to have joy Watch more T.V Each and every girl and boy People who are smart Are often very sad. So pick up a screen It's sure to make you glad!

V1 I guess you can read a bit, if you really want too But balance out that reading With a movie or two

And sure you can do math, If your mommy says it's fine... but don't forget not to get too smart your walking a fine line

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V2 Let your mom and dad be on their screens as well They probably need a break and want to feel swell

If they seem really sad Then you can do your part Just hand them a screen, and make their brains less smart.

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