FAWM: "The Love Doctor pt. 1"

The Love Doctor pt. 1

1 week ago by @artie · @debs · @greenrocks

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The Love Doctor pt. 1

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Liner Notes

Due to popular demand the lyrics have been transcribed

#improvisation #musicaltheatre

@greenrocks: piano @artie: intense glock @debs: voice of an angel

Lyrics

Verse 1 When I was a sweet young thing only five or six years old I decided that I wanted to be a doctor and help other people

Verse 2 I did very well for myself, until I got bored of the same old rigmarole and this and that, and this guy had a flu, and this guy had a cold, and this guy wanted his penis enlarged... And I thought, "This ain't for me!"

Verse 3 I looked for activities some would consider unnatural but what about being a doctor is natural anyway?

Chorus I'm running out of victims I'm running out of time I'm running out of all the things that used to make the patients mine

I'm running out of patience I'm running out of time I'm running out of victims

Verse 4 There's blood all over my hands There's blood all over the floor gotta clean it all up cause soon there will be more

Verse 5 I operate with pleasure, I now operate with pride I cut them down the middle and insert a part of me inside

Chorus I'm running out of victims I'm running out of time I'm running out of patients that used to be mine

I'm running out of patience I'm running out of time I'm running out...

Verse 6 I push out my pheromones, chemicals in the air and all the people smell them and then they become ensnared They come running to my office with a shine in their eye and they say, "Oh doctor, doctor... send me up to the sky, send me up to the sky"

(Intense Glock Solo)

Chorus I'm running out of patience I'm running out of time I'm running out of things and ways to try to make you mine

I'm running out of victims I'm running out of things to do I'm running out of ways and means to show you I love you ❤️

Bridge I love you I love all of you inside me and that's where you will be

Chorus I'm running out of victims I'm running out of time I'm running out of patience Out of patience makes you mine

Comments

@nahlej381 5d

lmao, also, intense glock solo...thats the single greatest string of words i've ever seen written down, let alone the actual solo!

@nahlej381 5d

@djtjb told me to drop everything and peep the love doctor saga...so i'm doing that. this wins everything. it's so awesome and tickles every little piece of me...uhhhh...pause.... you guys killed this, can't wait to peep pt. 2! everything is exactly where it needs to be. i'd buy tickets to watch the on-stage production of this in a heartbeat.

@djtjb 1w

I'm speechless. I don't know where to begin. After composing myself, I've gathered my thoughts. As a former musical theater kid this touched me deeply. The writing is so f-ing good and hilarious. Everyone's performances are stellar. The "Intense Glock Solo" sent me up to the sky as well. During the chorus, the way you all bounce off each other is magical. End transmission.

@mikehex 1w

I believe that it's not in violation of the mandate to keep fawm positive and constructive to say that you are a bunch of sick people. Lovely, lovely, sick people.

Please, please, never seek help

@seemanski 1w

Well I am glad you are not my doctor, eesh. This is absolutely hilarious you left me smiling from ear to ear.

@jdschramm 1w

This needs a video acting out the parts! This is impressive, I’m terrible at improvising lyrics, I could never freestyle rap. I think this is even more impressive in that you are making melodies too.

@robinleaf 1w

This was IMPROVISATION?! You should totally transcribe the lyrics so I can read them. They are totally killing me. 💀😛

So pretty, yet so macabre! It's making me think of Repo! The Genetic Opera a little bit. Fantastic vocals!

@greenrocks 6d

It was! We've transcribed and added the lyrics! Thank you for listening!

@sierain 1w

OK, I laughed out loud while listening to this. Must have been fun making it!

@mahtowin 1w

This reminds me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show! Sounds like an opener of a Rock opera … I‘m more or less lost without the lyrics written down, so I‘m not sure what you‘re singing about. A kind of love song? Anyway - i really enjoyed it!