The Avocado Song
by @mikegtz · @quadrivium
Challenge: MADE-UP WORDSLiner Notes
Mike-Mary has done a lovely job adapting these lyrics. Love and avocadoes! Any parallels to Loving You Has Made Me Bananas is purely intentional!
From Mary: #piano #voice #vocables The Avocado Song Collab with Mike Gutierrez Mike and I were paired up as a random collaboration, and we wanted to go for the Made Up Words challenge. Mike sent me these delightful vocals complete with some vocables because I like to put them into songs.
I recorded main vocals and harmonies on Logic Pro and played MIDI piano (using the Steinway grand sound and bass using the Coffee Shop Monstera sound. The drummer was mostly the Virtual Drummer Hotel Cafe’ pattern but for one stop I played a MIDI Portland kit. (Literally one note made up of Tom, low Snare Rimshot, and Crash Right Stop.) I like the key of Bb (major in this case) and how it feels under the keys, and just had a lot of fun with Mike’s words! Lyrics
Lyrics
Bb Bb/Ab She found her groove while walking to the park Eb Ebm She tried to nurture it while sitting in the dark Bb Bb/Ab She saw leaves falling from the sky Gm C F Bringing her warmth and awesomeness
Chorus: Abba abba ho ab bah bah hway X2 Abba abba ho, weh weh weh abbo way C7 Gm7 Made up words sound absurd C7 Gm7 F But once they’re heard can never be forgotten
Bb Bb/Ab He had a touch of inspiration that same day Eb Ebm There was an avocado that took his breath away Bb Bb/Ab It was a virtual distraction that brought him to his knees Gm C F Yes, he was seasick from drifting on the seas (chorus) [somewhat improvised]
Bridge: Gm D7 He tried to avoid it but it was not to be Eb[STOP]. Ebm Hit by a earthquake at 6.5 degrees
Bb Bb/Ab She found her groove while walking in the park Eb Ebm Abba dabba ho ab bah bah hway Bb Bb/Ab He had a touch of inspiration that same day Eb Ebm There was an avocado that took his breath away.
@2026 by Michael Gutierrez-May and Mary C. Crowell
Comments
SO fun! Love the silliness in the story. Coffee shop jazz is such a fun setting, and Mary's vocals soar and bend in all the best ways. Thanks for the giggles!
This is very silly but the music is top notch. Mary, you sound particularly sultry in these vocals, which adds to the absurdity. Feels like surrealism, in a good way. Nice combo work!
Fun lyrics and such an inspired vocal! Loved all the instrumentation!
This is so much fun! I love the silliness of the lyrics in combination with the beautiful tune. The delivery is so good, and I love the little parallel stories about walking in the park and seeing an avocado. Collaboration at its finest!
a really fun song and love that vocal
What a lovely and ridiculously playful collab. The harmonies, the mystery, the avocados, and the made up words all make for an engaging listen.
Jazzy fun! I love the scat, the playful lyrics, and these chords are sure tasty.
Such a lovely musical inspired Abba dabba ho ab baj bah heat. Abba is Swedish as we all know but did you know we have a Swedish politician called Bah? This song was just as playful as she is. Well done. 🙏
i don’t know what it is about “there was an avocado that took his breath away” that makes me giggle, but it does! it’s just so silly and relatable that a small, dumb little thing can rock your whole entire world.
mary, your jazzy, dream-sequence-y arrangement for this is absolutely perfect. i’ve never heard scatting with phonemes quite like that before, and i’m here for it tbh. more alien scatting please and thank you. 🙏🏻 and that crunchy harmony at the end??? chef’s kiss
i can tell how much work went in to this—it was so worth it 🥺