Well, every FAWM, sprint, whatever it's called at the time, I try to write a Residents type song. This was this sprint's attempt. Although this sounds nothing like you would expect from the Residents. The tune in my head sounded nothing like this. But this what came out. Is what it is. It's "based on a true story." In other words there are some embellishments. I'll post the news link. It's an #acousticonetake because it's late for me. I like most of the words, the tune needs work as there are some mistakes. But, I'm publishing it for y'all anyway. Hope you enjoy. https://www.boston25news.com/news/national/naked-man-claiming-he-may-be-jesus-arrested-after-trying-to-start-fire/776062999/

Naked Jesus was a streaking. Streaking up and down the road. Leaving bloody footprints Because his hands and feet have holes.

Tracked him to where he was hiding He had poured gas around a house. That’s when he grabbed a wire Attempting to start a fire.

(Chorus) Naked Jesus! (4x)

He was an intoxicated Intoxicated man. He and his disciples Drink anything they can. All the liquor he consumed Poured out of his side. He had an open wound Where he was crucified. (Chorus)

Naked Jesus been in jail, Been in jail ever since. He actually died for three days And came back again. (Chorus