Written live on my Twitch stream (twitch.tv/meriamber) with lyric input from chat!

You messed with me? Well that was a mistake

I've moved all your stuff half an inch to the right I swapped your 3 ply tissues for 2 ply I've cleared your cache so you can go login again And flipped your toilet rolls round to face the other direction

I've moved all your bookmarks to chapter one I've switched all the lids on your condiments Changed the radio station in your car Replaced your regular sugar with Splenda - urgh

Cause I'm diabolical I'm diabolical I'm diabolical I'm diabolical

I removed the batteries from your remotes, unplugged your charger And took the things from the pockets of your coats Rotated your coffee cup 45 degrees Changed the settings on your fridge to mildly freeze Swapped your forks with your knives, and your steel pans with your non-stick They may look the same but your oats are no longer organic And your dairy, it's not skim at all I hope you're ready for a bunch of spam calls, cause

I'm diabolical I'm diabolical I'm diabolical I'm diabolical

It's what you get For messing with the best I swapped your M & N So now you're uminpressed It's what you get I'm sure you have regrets But I took the button off So there's no reset

Cause I'm diabolical I'm diabolical I'm diabolical I'm diabolical Soz