Ivor Cutler's Karate Party
by @johnnycashpoint · @andybalham · @baghdad
Liner Notes
#punk #whimsical #allhailthemightyIvorCutler #livetotape
@johnnycashpoint - vocals, Casio VL Tone, samples @andybalham - Guitar, Drums
The name of this band is Baghdad. The music self-identifies as Punk. Current influences: Get Down Services, Yard Act, The Lovely Eggs, The Television Personalities Features samples from Ivor Cutler's 'OHO My Eyes" and "The Dirty Dinner"(as blues 12 bars bore me. My bad.) Improvised live to tape at the Old School Rehearsal Room, New Bradwell, England, 5 Sep 2026. Vocals added after the fact at Cashpoint Towers, London, England, 08 Sep 2026.
This song is not as whimsical as it may appear, as its about not feeling you fit in, even around your friends with whom you are supposed to. But it has a happy ending, so yay!
Of if anyone smarter than me can say if I am using "Opprobium" correctly, that would be welcome. I am just not sure if it is 'My' or 'His' in this context, so I took a wild guess. A word I know but have never used in public.
Lyrics
I went to Ivor Cutler’s party Everyone was dressed up for karate But Oh! I didn’t get the memo At Ivor Cutler’s karate party
Dans on show, all the ones you can have Blue and red and brown and black I sat in the corner, in my pants and vest Playing Shak Fu on the SNES
Ivor Cutler was not happy Showed his displeasure, playing my Opprobium on his harmonium I got shamed at Ivor Cutler’s party
Didn’t know he was into karate Suggested we all do karaoke instead He seemed quite happy with that Lets sing along at Ivor’s karaoke party
There's no way I was going to be able to resist listening to something with a title like that. This is wonderfully crunchy and lo-fi and the interjections from the great man himself are a delight. And FWIW I'm pretty sure you used "opprobrium" properly.