"Buzz Ditty (NSFW)" : FAWM

Buzz Ditty (NSFW)

NSFW Skirmish: fly (@melodic)

There is no demo for this song.

Liner Notes

For the "fly" skirmish. True story.

Lyrics

A fly once tried to murder me, flew to the back of my throat, then the bastard stopped there, wanted me to choke! Well, I swallowed the bastard live, nearly threw up my fucking guts, but now he's gone where no-one should, my stomach, exit of reality!

Fuck you fly, you're a fucking cunt, I hate your god-damn soul you bastard, but still, I have a heart... I hope you're not in pain, wherever you may be, but seriously, dude... What the actual fuck? Get the fuck away from me!

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Also, you're ugly.

Comments

@ttg105 3d

Really imaginative and dark as f*ck! Love "my stomach, exit of reality" and the plaintive last line.

@kahlo2013 6d

Powerful expressions of disgust and frustration all because of a little innocent fly. 😁 I can imagine these words being put to music in a very theatrical and expressive way.

@tjeff 6d

Good job putting that nasty feeling of having a fly stuck in your throat into words! I've been there and it is just as awful as you've described it. Very creative writing here - nice skirmishing!

@ltunes 6d

yikes! You've really told a story here. It is reminiscent of comedian Louis Black reading letters from people about things they hate. You should check out his "Rantcast" Great fun here.

@berni1954 6d

Hilarious!

I feel the same way about a tic I found on my leg a few months ago while hiking in the local hills. I have been living in fear of Lyme Disease ever since and my leg is still itchy around the hole it made in it. Doctors say I got it out in time, but fear is a mighty factor here.