Dating has become basically impossible. Here I tried to follow Kait Willett’s anthropological model of the breakdown of heterosexual dating in the last decade more so than my own experience.

I need a woman Who doesn’t know she needs me And I don’t like to argue And I don’t want to shout

I need a woman Always thinking about me But I can’t wait forever For her to figure it out

I said yes I said this is a test I know I shouldn’t But I need a woman

I need a woman Who is overcommitted Who would never make a project Of a man like me

I need a woman And everyone’s watching They want some kind of magic So what will it be

I said yes I said this is a test I know I shouldn’t But I need a woman

This is not the age of love You’ve got to prove you can make it But I couldn’t fake it And I couldn’t take it

Find a way to rise above This everyday competition Use your keen intuition So that’s my position

I need a woman A woman of possibilities Sees behind the curtain Of the world today

I need a woman Who doesn’t follow the crowd And I know for certain She will know what to say

I said yes I said this is a test I know I shouldn’t But I need a woman

This is not the age of love You’ve got to prove you can make it But I couldn’t fake it And I couldn’t take it

Find a way to rise above This everyday competition Use your keen intuition So that’s my position

I said yes I said this is a test I know I shouldn’t But I I

I said yes I said this is a test I know I shouldn’t But I need a woman