Written for @melodic's #BirthdayChallenge found here. My first thought was writing a birthday song to someone I hate. Lots of profanity. But I had to throw some love in at the end. It's a birthday song, afterall.

#acousticonetake #bluesy #guywithguitar

Fuck you, it’s your birthday I hope it really sucks When no one shows up to your party ‘Cause they’re somewhere else having fun Fuck you, it’s your birthday Thank God it’s just once a year We don’t want to hear you talk about it So get the fuck outta here

Fuck you and your birthday You’re like a living curse When your momma shat you out The whole world got a little worse Fuck you and your birthday You look awful for your age Facebook says you’ve got a kid But there’s no way you’ve been laid

What are we celebrating anyways? On your birthday

Fuck you, it’s your birthday I really hate your guts I’m sure someone somewhere out there Doesn’t hate your guts as much Fuck you, it’s your birthday At least you got this song Don’t ever say I didn’t try But damn it feels so wrong

Fuck you, happy birthday Fuck you, happy birthday Fuck you, happy birthday I just want to say hip hooray Fuck you and your birthday