I Wanna Live Inside The Film Space Jam
by @lsorese
NSFWLiner Notes
Don't we all wish we could live inside the film Space Jam?
Lyrics
Verse 1 I wanna live inside the film Space Jam I wanna live inside the film Space Jam When life is really hard and everything is shitty I wanna sit and watch Bugs Bunny be witty I wanna live inside the film Space Jam
Verse 2 I'd trade my sis to Swackhammer, shrink her for his zoo I'd hand her over to the Monstars and maybe even you Just to dribble down the court with a rabbit and a duck Never feel the weight of givin' a fuck 'Cause I wanna live inside the film Space Jam
Verse 3 I'd dig my grandad up and wear his jawbone as a crown I'd feed his bones to Taz and watch him grind 'em down Just to bunk inside a rabbit hole with Bugs and sip a brew Suit up with His Airness wearin' red and white and blue 'Cause I wanna live inside the film Space Jam
Verse 4 I'd slit the throat of every angel that God has ever made Bleed 'em on the wood where Tune Squad's gonna play TO hear the Quad City DJ's when the Squad hits the floor Whisper into Lola's ear the sins I never told before 'Cause I wanna live inside the film Space Jam
Bridge I know the film is only 88 minutes long with credits I know that Bugs can't hear this song and he'd hate it if he read it I know the Jam was 1996, when I was still young But I’d like to go back to the day when MJ could still dunk
Verse 5 I'd snuff the sun, I'd gut the stars, and salt the earth below I'd drown the world in fire and watch the embers glow Just to ride a Monstar's shoulders, drunk with MJ at the bar Shake Bill Murray's hand and drive his golf cart 'Cause I wanna live inside the film Space Jam
‘Cause I wanna live inside the film Space Jam
Comments
First if all, “film” 💀
I am obsessed with the existential nightmare tucked in so nicely here.
Catchy like the measles! Job well done!
Space Jam is the highest form of Cinema, Jenna.
I love how you go from concrete movie details to more surreal/escapist with it as the song goes on! I think this is going to be stuck in my head all day
This is life changing, I was cracking up the entire time. The lyrics are super creative & the overall tunefulness is really nice as well!