FAWM: "sitting in the Bach"

sitting in the Bach

Skirmish: Sitting in the Back (@atornberg)

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Lyrics

siting in the Bach obviously means i am less conspicuous. it is the Wig!More Hall after all and i'm the only one not wearing a Bach headpiece. and there i am sitting in the Bach : the Well-Tempered Clavier. well, well-tempered does not describe me that's for sure ! ! ! ! and as for the fine musicians well they are even fukkin' furious - er for i am driven to jeer not at the grate artists (of course) but at the audience who insist on clapping at the end of EVERY prelude EVERY fugue which are countless !f !f !s clap at the end of the WHOLE piece that's protocol this is master J S Bach not fukkin' Hand-el ! i am in a state a seethe mentality forced to boo pass wind mind you EVERY time the audience break taboo and

Wig! Hall

break my proto-heart

just that bit More

                                       KLYEMIN  TONES

                       a   TONES / RUGRAT  production

Comments

@tjeff 1h

Interesting take on the prompt, I enjoyed reading your lyric. I was picturing this as a narration with wild Bach-influenced musical accompaniment, as a performance art piece.

@gordon 1h

Very different take on the prompt indeed and really put a smile on my face. Good work

@berni1954 1h

Hilarious! Not knowing concert etiquette should be punishable by hard labour! 😉 Super tangential take on the prompt.

@atornberg 1h

Very different kind of approach to songwriting. It's like stream of consciousness based upon the prompt. I imagine it is very freeing to write unbounded like this. You ended up with some great puns and tongue in cheek lines that hit well. Nice job!

@majordanby 2h

Love this. So clever and witty. Poetry more than lyrics but I always hold my own lyrics to poetry standards. If it doesn’t look good written down, try again. Ha! Great piece of writing.