Drinking flagons > killing dragons

For the Sassy #OracleChallenge. My card said "You're not behind-- you're just on side quest #47." So I took this opportunity to describe my 2010s Skyrim save where I did mainly side quests and probably only killed one dragon the whole time, and that's because the game forced me to 😂 Now I’m playing as an orc with a heart of gold who DOESN’T steal things (except from guards and Jarls because I don’t respect authority :D)

I spent way too much time on this silly song but I had fun. Could definitely add sound effects and improve the mix in some places but I’m done for now 😵‍💫

• very simple Logic drums, bass, and synth
• real bodhran, tambourine, and hand-claps (but looped for the most part)
• 8 vocal tracks with varying levels of reverb and flanging
• flute samples from the Logic library

#filk but make it 2010s #dance #pop / #electropop / #house

I don’t wanna kill dragons I just wanna vibe Just vibe I just wanna vibe Just vibe

I’m a morally gray Imperial reject Stealing gold coins from every pocket Constantly sneaking for no reason Whiterun has a bounty on me— treason!

Bad at archery, I just wanna smash things Should've been an orc but not in this save game Staying out of trouble with these dialogue options Just don’t start with the sweetroll comments!!

Guard: “Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll”

I don't wanna kill dragons I just wanna vibe Marry a mean elf who fights by my side Adopt a wolf hound and an orphan child I don't wanna kill dragons I just wanna vibe

Buy a house in every city Windhelm with the snowy roofs so pretty Riften with my Thieves Guild in the crypt I do it for the love of the game and to steal shit!

Filling up chests with gold and potions That I'll never use like expensive lotions Moving so slow cuz I'm loaded as hell I’m clumsy— look out for that spell!

Jenassa: "I know nothing of fear or remorse Pay my fee, and we'll vanquish the foes Death is my art and you are the patron I have a blade and it's blood that we'll paint in--"

I don't wanna kill people I just wanna vibe But I married the scariest chick of all time Our dog is always in the way Fus ro da bitch, get out the way (look out for that spell!)

Enrolled at Winterhold College More for aesthetics than for knowledge Never made it to the bardic one But you know they’d be shaking Nord ass to my drum

Every problem solved with a greatsword Every lock picked on the northern seaboard Checking off side quests just to do it to em!! Still too scared of the Dwemmer ruins

Running from the scary music Why do I have to do hero bullshit? I just wanna run in the meadow for hours Picking snowberries and mountain flowers

I just wanna vibe Just vibe I just wanna vibe Just vibe

Jenassa: "I know nothing of fear or remorse Pay my fee, and we'll vanquish the foes Death is my art and you are the patron I have a blade and it's blood that we'll paint in--"

“Girl you crazy… Uhm. I didn’t know if you noticed… my Amulet of Mara…?”

I don't wanna kill dragons I just wanna vibe Marry a mean elf who fights by my side Adopt a wolf hound and an orphan child I don't wanna kill dragons I just wanna vibe

I don't wanna kill dragons I just wanna chill Take my chests of gold back to Cyrodiil Wife opened a shop, we retired Drink flagons of mead by the fire