Did I not swear at all on this one!!?? What the fuck's wrong with me?

Honoured to be back for collab no.2 with this cool cat @matthijs

You can peep the original instrumental here: https://fawm.org/songs/325170

#hiphop #lofi

I can’t believe my frigging eye The eerie sounds lurking out his window turned lullaby Pulled out his hair until there’s nothing left to pull son Rocking a shag carpet toupee made of the finest wool spun

Others think he keeps it old-school No fooling brain damaged cat with the most drool He spends his days talking to no one Thinking out loud, “Maybe one day I’ll finally show them”

Invisible to those who to care His claim to fame was fair he mastered the 1000 yard stare It’s just how it seems to go Last one to the show, and that’s IF they even let him know

He makes them nauseous at best His last remaining friends wrote him off as a pest Shows up to the Jewish "Y" wearing a bullet proof vest No questions left he was always iller than the rest

Man, if he could only still get it Don’t sweat it he found the post was still on reddit Born to flounder like a fish flopping out of water The only thing to save him was a kiss from his daughter

Oh you must mean "the daughter’s kiss" Sneak attack obliterated with the iron fist A near miss it’s the story of his life though The only thing he wanted as a kid was to make the most dough

And to work for Toys R Us No fuss popping off zits with the most puss It’s where a kid can be a kid Stunted like a preschooler babbling with a bib

Time to get back into the crib His adlib hit 'em where it hurts like a bruised rib And a sore lid