#badsongclub #prompt was "Ode to the penny." I came up with a song about a girl named Penny who was the landlord's daughter. I actually wrote this in the parking lot at work in about 6 minutes. Came home and overproduced the hell out of it.

Penny was a pretty thing. Sexiest girl I'd ever seen. I had just turned 18. She was nine years older than me.

(CHORUS) Penny, Penny! I'll never forget the night we had. We drank a bit and broke the bed. Come take advantage of me again.

I rented a house from her dad She came by to collect the rent. She was tall, Had pretty feet Then she went and bought beer for me. (CHORUS)

I wonder if her dad found out? I'm pretty sure her brother did. If he knew, what would he do? But I never got evicted. (CHORUS)