I was humming this line when I got up in the middle of the night last night so naturally it has turned into a song. The cat in the dryer idea came from a high school classmate, recently passed on, who came up with a commercial parody for laundry detergent. This is my first song in an open tuning (DADGAD).

I was walking to the bathroom in the middle of the night I didn’t turn the light on And I turned to the right I walked into the hall closet looking for the sink It had to be in there somewhere…I think

People do weird things when they are high Take a couple gummies and you will see why Feeling kind of mellow You don’t look where you’re going People do weird things when they are high

I was in the laundry room, clothes were set to dry Cleaned out the lint screen Temp was set on high At the last possible minute, I threw in my cat Coming in from the outside cold I thought they would like that

People do weird things when they are high Take a couple gummies , you’ll see why The cat started to scream, I put the wash on pause Its fur was dry, hot to the touch, right down to the paws I didn’t have an alibi People do weird things when they are high