Remember those remixes of autotuned speech? That, but make it #electro-swing.

I can't actually make a demo for this right now but I can hear it so clearly in my head. The plan is to actually read out the whole page and then chop it up so I can sample just the words I used here.

If I'm awake at some point I may be able to make a backing loop.

Book: A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking

This is going on this album https://tinyurl.com/amicooked-album

#amicooked-album #autotune #remix

Have we got any rat poison? I said, Dumping most of the cayenne I didn't say any of it You're supposed to let the dough rest Because the worst gingerbread men ever Helped me bash Double what we make Professional and guard-y Spoons and flour and towels and anything else Going to be the worst gingerbread men ever Because the worst gingerbread men ever Is exactly what I wanted to make I might be able to do something If I didn't think it would hurt My hands Creativity is as important as knowledge You're supposed to Cayenne in gingerbread Dusty-looking granules Spoons and flour and towels and anything else I could do nothing about Elgar right now Men were after me My gingerbread man stood on the mantle And that makes forty or fifty cookies by itself Green Men were after me I said, stepping into the kitchens I didn't say any of it And I didn't have time A hundred Spring Green Men were after me Gingerbread men Were after me The worst gingerbread men ever There wasn't a lot I could do I could do nothing Before you bake it Aunt Tabitha helped me bash I didn't Down at the batch of dough I was making I wanted to cry I didn't Cayenne in gingerbread? Mona, are you sure? Looking around for something worse Without prep work These were probably going to be the worst gingerbread men ever