An Unfortunate Occurrence at the Home Depot
Skirmish: Window shopping (@nancyrost)Liner Notes
FAWM 2026 / Song 11 Instrument: composite wood soprano ukulele tuned high GCEA
1-hour writing prompt: “window shopping”
I first wrote the lyrics, then commented: The structure of this will need some revision if I am to set it to music — the stanzas kept turning out different. Or maybe it will end up through-composed.
But when I sat down to write music for this I didn’t actually find it that hard even though the rhyme scheme and the stanza line length was slightly different in each section, and I even like the way it turned out. I think the simple silliness of the melody works well with the silliness of the lyrics.
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Lyrics
In my defense, Defenestration never was my goal I took myself out window-shopping, Tripped over a pole, And elbowed some poor rando hard And he went out the hole
Out the window Down he fell That’s the tale I have to tell
I’m glad it hadn’t been installed It wasn’t high or in a wall, Just propped there on the floor (window section, next to doors)
And open — he did not fall far He seemed more mad than hurt at all He got no glass in face or ass So far as I could see — Alas, I chose to swiftly flee
Out the window Down he fell That’s the tale I have to tell
Through the window In the store I just nudged him, nothing more
Yes, although I pushed him through I did not intend to do Such misdeeds this afternoon I went out to buy a window For this very room
And that is prob’ly why The police are in the drive
Out the window Down he fell That’s the tale I have to tell
Through the window In the store I just nudged him, nothing more
No broken glass, no pain, no gore All the rest Is lies and lore
Comments
This is awesome! Especially the end xD
Thanks for checking out the lyrics!
This is hilarious. Love the literal window shopping. Cut through the lies!
Thanks so much! 🪟
Ha! "In my defense" is a brilliant opening line. Plenty of LOL-worthy lines. Great write.
Thanks so much!
...I have questions 😆 Mixed stanzas can become multiple bridges, if needed... Good luck.
Thanks for listening! This story lyric is one that just popped out. May take some finagling to answer the questions for myself and listeners! 😉
This cracked me up!! Just the title & those first two lines alone could make for a very funny short poem
I have kind of been wondering if this isn’t a poem, not a song. We shall see!
Thanks for letting me know it tickled you.
Love this! I see your imagery.
Thanks so much for reading along!
Ah, lies and lore. Well you had me believing until the end. Good story telling, for sure.
I’m glad you commented because I see my meaning didn’t come through — I meant the narrator to be saying any rumors around town or what the cops were saying that might make this a window-smashing violent incident were untrue. Though they might be an unreliable narrator. I’m not sure.
Thanks for reading and commenting!
You had me at defenestration. Respect!
Sometimes the muse is awake. ;) First thing I thought of, paired with taking “window shopping” literally. Thanks!
This is freaking epic and I'm crying a little bit. I love this story so much and please let me know when it has music. Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks so much! It’s a puzzler to me but I hope will get done before March!
Good one. I kinda think this actually happen to you. It's one of those "too weird to be fiction" things. So let us know...truth or fiction? Lovely structure! Bend the melody to fit.
Thanks for the encouragement. It is 100% fictional, and my question is whether the narrator of the song is even telling the whole truth!
Hi, folks! Thanks for commenting on the lyrics-only version of "An Unfortunate Incident At the Home Depot." If you are curious about how I set it to music, there is now a video demo! @mizupics @greenrocks @oswlek @kosch @frey @madvikins @paul_pedersen @willow1 @robinleaf @robheron1