FAWM: "Prototype Underwear"

Prototype Underwear

Liner Notes

I got a package today of some prototype underwear from a small manufacturer I frequent. I played the idea out a bit.

Lyrics

I try so many ways to save a buck Shut off the streaming And buy groceries off a truck My favourite way is going To a lab down by the river Where they test Experimental underwear

And if you promise not to tell a soul They'll lend you alien tech to hold your family jewels.

Prototype panties Untested underwear Enhanced underpants With bluetooth in each pair

Glitchy gitch with a turbo switch Long johns you need to turn on Don't forget to update your lingerie

It's got pelvic support Tech support Supports your finances and your friends

Hip support Emotional support Supports charitable organizations

The research is Scientifically supported. But this is the secretest of briefs (Don't snitch on my gitch)

Prototype panties Untested underwear Enhanced underpants With bluetooth in each pair

Glitchy gitch with a turbo switch Long johns you need to turn on Don't forget to update your lingerie

Kazoo solo

The worst part is the surveys. Does it pinch or does it chafe? Do they make you do.and dare? What was the moon phase

Prototype panties Untested underwear Enhanced underpants With bluetooth in each pair

Glitchy gitch with a turbo switch Long johns you need to turn on Don't forget to update your lingerie

Drawers of drawers. Drawers of drawers.

Comments

@bethdesombre 17h

Oh my. I had to pick this one as the first of yours to listen to by the title. And doesn't disappoint. Love the specifics in the chorus. (and "support charitable organizations" made me smile. I like the way your brain works.

@bradgates 23h

Another fun song. I have never considered the concept of prototype underwear! Someone is bound to put electronics into underwear soon. Let's hope it's not the next Elon Musk!

@narwhalsexist 1w

Saw the title and just HAD to come on down and listen to this BANGER and it was even BETTER than I expected! What a TREK. What a JOURNEY! This is wonderful, you're wonderful

@val 1w

Bluetooth? I love tech. I gotta get a pair of these. 😄 I'm certainly amused. And kazoo is the icing!

@jessicagraae 1w

This is like Cole Porter gone rogue. HiLARious! Great lyrics.

@andyt13 1w

Quality kazoo solo

@trashmilk 1w

i didn’t even get to these lyrics and I was already howling. I love how earnest and unserious your compositions are

It's got pelvic support Tech support Supports your finances and your friends Hip support Emotional support Supports charitable organizations

@petefelton 1w

Great fun. I’m trying to avoid thinking about prototype underwear but there I go again. You are messing with my mind :)

@matthewsanford 1w

As one who used to earn money by being a guinea pig for products (though I never did get into the experimental chonies!) this rings a bit true for me! Great song!

@frozenlonesome 1w

Not to be TMI, but i have been exploring different types of underwear for support and comfort. In other words, I can relate. I especially enjoyed your vocal phrasing and melodies. My general opinion is that there is not nearly enough kazoo solos in modern music. Thanks!

@ryuu 1w

Interestingly, I am currently considering sewing my own underwear because the fit and quality of the one brand that I could reliably tolerate have gone downhill in the past few years. I might be making experimental underwear for a while. I swear I won't be putting Bluetooth into them.

@jeremykazoo 1w

Well at least throw in some LEDs for parties!

@ductapeguyMod 1w

Your gitches had me in stitches. I personal prefer that my briefs support the troops ;). In the category of sentences I never thought I'd write: you are an exceptional kazoo player. Your kazoo solos add a unique calling card to your songs. This song would play so well to an audience. People love minor social infraction of mentioning unmentionables.

@jeremykazoo 1w

Thank you so much for the feedback. Support the troops would be a great add to this!

And yep, I think this one will do great live.