Humans left? Surely you jest, you giver of false hope you. I haven’t found the one for ordering a single malt yet; is there one for local,craft ale?

I LOVE that you did the phone ringing as part of the chords. That is gold. Little bit more commentary on stupid technology replacing humans, I'm always here for that. But overall, it's just entertainingly ridiculous.

Hahaha I think I've hit the point where I'm nostalgic for the numbered menus!!! Instead of "Now, in a few words, please tell me what you're calling about" tokotokotokotoko "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

Great entertainment here. (There's something fitting about a company pushing alcohol at a person they've driven to drink.)

This might be the best song I've ever heard about being stuck in a phone menu.

This is first rate charming! I don't know that I would call it silly! It's definitely satirical and frankly, absolutely on point. What a witty and delightful thing to encounter. I think it sets my day in quite a nice direction.

I also think it's the perfect length -- I love it when a piece fires its shots but doesn't necessarily stay around to get sunk in a battle, which I know is a temptation for me!

Thank you for in riching my day with this!

(OH, and I pressed 2 -- for the single malt. 😉 )

Heh, it did make me highly amused, so job done! Perhaps they should swap out their answering service for this, at least it would keep people on the line. I particularly enjoyed "4 if it wasn't your fault", and the last one, of course.

Can I choose option 17 to leave a comment saying this is awesome?

you only missed we wont tolerate any kind of abuse! I think i got to about option 10 on a call today - so relevant is the right word here. I like the strumming pattern on this one - can i take a copy please - when they say to me next do you want to leave a message - i will play this to them! oh and an extra point for a Gdim

This is so much more than silly or nonsense. It’s the best kind of nonsense, the kind that actually speaks to something real in a way we probably couldn’t otherwise. And that last line…holy cow! Great job!

THANK YOU, thank you, thank you! That's awesome.

This is a charmer. Uncontrolled giggles at how this sums up the experience so cunningly.

Awesome uke-ing - cool chord changes! (I'll get my uke out soon, and I have to remember that G diminished.) Fun lyrics, delivered with verve and good humor. Love this song!