Dance of the ICE Pigs

by @chrisshepard

NSFW

Liner Notes

Guitars, bass, cajon, vocals. I will eventually clean this up...as well as my basement, but not right this second.

#rock #guitar #hardrock #metal #satire #protest #political

Lyrics

We're led by a gnome and sent to the suburbs To root out the worst of the worst Protecting our homes from restaurant workers Deporting day laborers first

We're coming to town and taking the immigrants Invading all the hospitals and schools Our king is a clown hiding in a dark circus Being run by sycophants and fools

Patrolling the streets with all our white brothers Shoving our guns in the faces of mothers Stopping your cars and shattering glass Slipping and falling and busting our ass

Alpha males are invading your town Blocking your streets and beating you down We're the ICE Pigs...and we don't fuck around

It's the Dance of the ICE Pigs

We'll knock you down if you impede us You'll feel the wrath of the ICE Pig goons Then we'll party down after a shooting Pulling each other off in our hotel rooms

I'm an ICE Piggy, short and stout Here is my Glock 9, here is my snout Inbred and illiterate, hobbled by gout Making America Great Again by draining the color out

It's the Dance of the ICE Pigs

We hide behind our masks And disappear your friends We'll take our country back "We'll Have Our Home Again"

Puffing our chests and walking the beat Throwing protesters down on the street Calling the citizens "worst of the worst" As we unload our clips in the backs of the nurses

Terrorizing your town with impunity Breaking the law 'cause we have immunity We dance in the field and at city halls We dance in the street 'cause we don't have balls for the..

Dance of the ICE Pigs

Comments

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So so so so so so so so so so so so so good. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Please release this. PLEASE!

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If I clean it up, perhaps!

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"Here is my snout" "Hobbled by gout" A rhyme I've not heard before but I can't imagine this song with any other!

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@sync

Great satire, but then oh wait - really cool song too! I fully subscribe to the "laugh to keep from crying" phrase. Great touch with the oinks and that'll do. 😂

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I love this. The Mike Patton-esque vocals, the amazingly funny and dark lyrics, the grinding guitar sound and just everything about it really. So very good. More people should hear this!

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@rcook

Just perfect. \m/

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Pantera wish they could do this. They don't have the concrete cajones for this. Absolutely incredible.

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If metal, punk, and protest folk were a throuple and birthed an edgy baby it would sing this song. And I'd buy the album.

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Suitably heavy for the situation - wish these songs didn't have to be written - but this is a great one. The last - spoken - line is inspired. love it.

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This is ... perfect. The vocals sell it.

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This is exactly what I wanted a song with this title to sound like. Welcome back, King. You already know what I'm going to compliment - the crunchy riff approach, the tactical use of "dirt" in the sound, the grit-tastic voice with the pedal to the metal... There's tastes of Sabbath, NIN, maybe Kyuss, and probably GWAR. You've made your (possibly) number-one FAWM-fan very happy already!

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I wish the world didn't feel so heavy, but I absolutely adore how heavy this is. The metal growl in your vocal delivery is just right, as is the military march feel. This is powerful, and all power to the muthafuckin people ✊ Bonus points for the Babe reference at the end

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wow-- this is quite amazing! so many devilishly effective lines, all tied up neatly in a tightly rhymed (with lots of internal rhymes, which I love) structure- and of course the music and vocal delivery is perfect for this. I love it- and hope it gets an airing outside of fawm.. fantastic job!

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