Magic Money For You
by @raspberry33
Skirmish: -lyric prompt (see below)... (@ally_nicole)Liner Notes
#skirmish #political #lyricsonly After listening to the prompt song, here's what transpired. I wasn't sure how to proceed with the skirmish, but got into the bouncy musical groove of the prompt song. And then just wrote what was in my head after a day of news about TrumpaPaloser and that we're all gonna get $5,000 bonus checks. And who doesn't want Magic Money? Even if it will spike inflation, raise interest rates and further worsen the deficit. That's why it's Magic!
Lyrics
MAGIC MONEY FOR YOU (c) 2026 raspberry33
Verse 1: I’m way underwater in every last poll And my greatest fear is losing control November is looking like a bloody bath So I’m counting on voters who cannot do math
And I promise you, like I’ve promised before Gas prices will fall and there won’t be a war If you vote for my people, here’s what I say A five-thousand-dollar check will come your way
Chorus: Yeah, it’s magic money for you It’s the least that I can do Don’t be asking any questions yet About fueling inflation or stacking up debt
Yeah, it’s magic money for you Though I’ll pocket much more, it’s true All the money that the DOGE boys saved Could eventually flow your way Just do what I ask.
Verse 2: There are beautiful women surrounding me And they all got a check for forty-five G So stop your skepticism that I’ll cut and run All I need is your vote, and those elections won
If the deck is stacked, don’t you want to know? You know I’m sincere that this is all for show The money will be flowing like no one has seen It’s a desperation move, but a great smokescreen
Chorus: Yeah, it’s magic money for you It’s the least that I can do Don’t be asking any questions yet About fueling inflation or stacking up debt
Yeah, it’s magic money for you Cause my Trump-a-palooza fell thru We were handing out expensive tickets for free I only like scams that benefit me
Yeah, it’s magic money for you Though I’ll pocket much more, it’s true All the money that the DOGE boys might have saved Could eventually flow your way If you just do what I ask.
Outro: Terms and conditions – apply (as always) Bribery? Well, let’s give it a try The kept ones won’t bat an eye And who doesn’t want a thank you gift Paid in Magic Money
Comments
So unexpected from the prompt I chose and yet, so good! I hadn't actually heard anything about this until after reading your lyrics, so now that I know, this is super fitting and really captures the biting attitude from the song's narrator. Awesome job :D
Oh my gosh. This is brilliant. I'm jealous of how great this is. I wish I had written it. It's so funny and clever. It should be up on YouTube stat. I didn't listen to The prompt song yet, but I definitely could picture this in a bunch of ways, definitely a musical number from Broadway or like kind of jaunting and old timey Vaudeville style.
And OMG
November is looking like a bloody bath So I’m counting on voters who cannot do math
HAHAHAHAHAHA. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is great! Love every word!
Right on! You say it like it is. Now you just need some great music, something no one's heard before, really big, strong music.