Written live on my Twitch stream (twitch.tv/meriamber) with lyric input from chat!

It's raining outside And I can feel the clockwork of my mind It hurts like the light Like my skull was punctured by a kite 2AM and I'm in Perth By the way, in case you thought it couldn't get worse I can't find food, not even a snack Much like most can't find Perth on a map

Ow my head is throbbing Wow my stomach's grumbling I've trekked for 23 minutes Saw the whole of Perth and all that's in it Don't mean to start a conspiracy or be a Flat Perther But there's something behind this, I must look further

There's something strange going on In this place where nothing's going on There's something strange going on In this place where nothing's going on

Perhaps they secretely compete In elevator-riding contests we can't see Perhaps they disappear entirely From widespread invisibility disease Perhaps they race off into the night On their tricked-out, blinged-out motor trikes Perhaps they just don't need to eat At 2AM with migraines on the street

There's something strange going on In this place where nothing's going on There's something strange going on In this place where nothing's going on

They should 100 Perthcent, use antiPerthsperant Keep their coins in the Perthses, held tight to their Perthsons They should 100 Perthcent, use antiPerthsperant And not sucked into a cult of Perthsonality like others in their city

There's something strange going on In this place where nothing's going on There's something strange going on In this place where nothing's going on, oh

There's something strange going on In this place where nothing's going on There's something strange going on In this place where nothing's going on

Or alternatively, nothing is happening because it's Perth.