#badsongclub #bsc The prompt was "Turtle Speed." So, I loosely modeled this song after the old Bugs Bunny cartoon "Tortoise Wins by a Hare." I couldn't wait to get home from work and put this one together. So, here it is. Mistakes and all. But, damn, was it ever fun!

First we buy the ticket Then we take the ride. We place our bets, We roll the dice. All of the gangsters are looking for a fall. The turtle will not Finish it at all.

(CHORUS) Turtle fast, rabbit slow (4x)

Hole shot starting line. Off goes the rabbit, The turtle’s right behind. They go a runnin’ Runnin’ down the track. He’s chewin’ carrots, And never looking back. (CHORUS)

The finish lines a coming Here they come a runnin The turtle won. And the trophy is gone. (CHORUS)