Written live on my Twitch channel (twitch.tv/meriamber) with lyric contributions from chat!

Galactase, devourer of dairy is saddened The great one, lactase, is absent No milk, no cheese and no cheesecake All that's left is IBS and heartache

Clear your fridge out Do what is best Your intestine deserves respect You're not a small cow Despite the moobs on your chest I know this all hard to digest

No cheesy pizza, or macaroni No gelato, just sorbet and misery No milkshakes or hot chocolate Just extended time locked in the toilet

Clear your fridge out Do what is best Your intestine deserves respect You're not a small cow Despite the moobs on your chest I know this all hard to digest

Vegan cheese is not the same Cashews don't replace the dairy great It's a hard road and you probably can't resist You'll have wanton destruction left in your mist Speaking of your mist...

Clear your fridge out Do what is best Your intestine deserves respect You're not a small cow Despite the moobs on your chest I know this all hard to digest

Clear your fridge out Do what is best Your intestine deserves respect You're not a small cow Despite the moobs on your chest I know this all hard to digest