Written live on my Twitch channel (twitch.tv/meriamber) with lyric contributions from chat!

You know you want the energy or the vitality To hula down the street, you know, just randomly You want your skin on fleek, and for your heart to beat Don't want your bones to creek, or for your joints to squeak

So eat the salad Grab your fork and eat the salad Yummy yummy yummy, leaves so crunchy I love the olives, cucumber so munchy Yummy yummy yummy, dressing so runny I like shallots a lot, eat it like a bunny So eat the salad Grab your fork and eat the salad

You know you want that extra time No waiting at the doctor's office cause you're fine Want a squeeze of extra lime? Your mind so sharp you'll be basically like Einstein

So eat the salad Grab your fork and eat the salad Yummy yummy yummy, leaves so crunchy I love the olives, cucumber so munchy Yummy yummy yummy, dressing so runny I like shallots a lot, eat it like a bunny So eat the salad Grab your fork and eat the salad

No more clogged arteries, no more sad maladies No more obesities, just cherry tomatoes and leafy greens No more clogged arteries, no more sad maladies No more obesities, why not go ahead and add some beets?

So eat the salad Grab your fork and eat the salad Yummy yummy yummy, leaves so crunchy I love the olives, cucumber so munchy Yummy yummy yummy, dressing so runny I like shallots a lot, eat it like a bunny

So eat the salad - with croutons? Sure why not Grab your fork and eat the salad - What about bacon? Look, I think you're missing the point So eat the salad - as it is? Yeah Eat the salad - it's good for you

C'mon it's good stuff, Do you have any idea how much I paid for those tomatoes?