Written live on my Twitch channel (twitch.tv/meriamber) with lyric contributions from chat!

Don't hold your breath cause life is a gas Making an entrance, don't light a match Force so strong you can't math that math Letting it rip, your shorts be needing a patch

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Revenge of the burrito, karma comes through From the mouth at the start to the end of the tube You've got nothing to show, but you know it's there Even the dark side knows, to care is to share

You wanna vent that hatch (feel the release) Fart Wars, the force a-breakens Vent that hatch (feel the release) Fart Wars, the rise of methane

(Sorry) (Excuse me) (It's like it's speaking) (Oh this never happens I tell you) (It was a big dinner)

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