Written live on my Twitch channel (twitch.tv/meriamber) with lyric contributions from chat!

Why did you chop the onion so thick? Now it will not caramilse properly The taste it shall be far too strong For my sensitive taste sensibility

Why did you cook the meat for so long? That is disrespectful to the animal of its origin The cow's last wish, trust me, I asked it Was that it's patty, it will be succulent

Why would you do this to my tastebuds? Your burger tastes like feet I have basic expectations For you to meet, with the meat

Why was your lettuce soggy not crunchy? It has one job, to contribute texturally Why was your tomato green? Juvenille tomato doesn't have the sweetness necessary

Why would you do this to my tastebuds? Your burger tastes like feet I have basic expectations For you to meet, with the meat

Why would you do this to my tastebuds? I review your sauce as weak I have basic expectations For the quality

Why would you do this to my tastebuds? Your burger tastes like feet I have basic expectations I give you two stars cause your parking's on fleek