We're past the 4th of July, which means there's no excuse not to start celebrating Halloween! #halloween #candy #holiday #spooky #dminor #comedy

Halloween candy is really worth eatin' I really wanna go out trick or treatin'

Halloween candy is really delicious I love to eat it though it's not nutritious

Snickers and Kit-Kats always make my heart soar I really wish that the neighbors gave out a bit more

Taffies and car'mels, they're sweet but so salty If you do not like 'em, your palate's faulty

M&M fun paks, the sweet chocolate candy Whenever I eat them, I feel so dandy

Yes I wrote a song about Halloween stuff I know it's July. Don't like it? Well that's tough

Gummy universe, well that must be scary The worms are significantly bigger the the bearies

Why did I use that word in the last line? I should've known that 5 syllables wouldn't scan

Dang it! The last two also failed to rhyme And now I'm not singing candies, this is a major crime

Something some-something, candy shaped like a horse I'll get off the stage now, this song's run its course