#folkrock #ballad #novelty The fictional restaurant Pelf City Craft Beer just stuck in my head, so I haed to use it. I learned what “pelf” was and worked that into the story.

I made a fortune I did it all for a woman But she left me standing right here The last time I heard A story so rotten Was at Pelf City Craft Beer

I caught a lift They took my down by the harbor A restaurant right at the pier I said I don’t Need to go any farther We’re at Pelf City Craft Beer

I said I’m Really just here for the oysters They said we know why you’re here They brought a glass And they brought me a pitcher Of Pelf City Craft Beer

And I told them my story Sold my whole inventory It was a big liquidation Money mine for the taking ’Cause the factory closed And I sold all of the clothes And no one will work there Anymore

But you win some you lose some Life can be funny And women can be so insincere But what matters Is you went home with the money And came to Pelf City Craft Beer

I made a fortune I did it all for a woman But she left me standing right here The last time I told A story so rotten Was at Pelf City Craft Beer