It is the middle of winter and I am in the trenches and feeling quite terrible but I am doing my best. Here’s a rough and ready little ditty inspired by the entire loaf of wholegrain bread I’ve eaten this weekend.

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Have you ever had a day Where all you want to do is Eat hot buttered toast?

Just every now and then Maybe when you’re feeling down Toast is what you want to eat the most

If you asked me for my favourite food on any other day It wouldn’t even make the top ten list But today it’s literally all that I can think about Like it’s the only carbohydrate that’s ever existed

You might say it’s just a phase And you would be correct Toast is not a crime

It’s not a cocaine habit Or a triple homicide I just crave bread from time to time

If you asked me for my favourite food on any other day It wouldn’t even make the top ten list But today it’s literally all that I can think about Like it’s the only carbohydrate that’s ever existed

Have you ever had a day Where all you want to do is Eat hot buttered toast?