Ripped from today's headlines/deadlines.

There's no business like war business Like no business I know Distracting from the 38,000 times My name appears in the Epstein files Spending all my weekends hitting over par There's no business like war

I need a distraction Something to draw attention From hypocrisy, poverty, a crisis of my own invention

This land is my land No one's better than me Man the fighter jets, send the warships out to sea

Cut off research funding Take more money from the poor Call the profiteers - Let's go to war!

There's no business like war business Like no business I know

Naturally, some people have to die But that's a small price to pay For the future of our investments

I hate to see a mother cry So get her off the air She's bringing down future enlistments

Label anyone who questions us as fools As we live it up in golden rooms While we're bombing schools

There's no business like war business Like no business I know

This is Colin Reese Parker with the BBC News Today, the US and Israel have launched an attack on Iran US President Donald J. Trump, who heads the newly-established "Board of Peace" and avoided the military draft five times was unavailable for comment as he was golfing at his Mar-A-Lago resort

So send the missiles flying like nobody's ever seen This country baked a bitter cake All hail the War Machine

I put my name on buildings because no one else will I'll satisfy my Will to Power And send the world the bill

There's no business like war business Like no business I know