Written to this prompt from a redditor:

Write a song about the happy land where socks are escaping to. But try to write it in a minor key, and add some twist.

There’s a place Down the hallway Past the litter box and catio door A magic space There’s only one way In and no way out

Where all is warm And all is fluffy Theres treasure there And softness in the air Everyone’s an individual Not a single pair And you can join us there

In Maytag land Come join our clan Well throw a sock party for you Be one of us We are not lost We have each other Just get into the dryer And shut the door behind you

Those socks, you thought were lost? We’ll reunite you The bills and coins that disappeared are waiting for you Your guitar pick? We got that too You can play a little doodle loo

In Maytag land Come join our band We’ll play a sock party with you Be one of us Join our chorus We’ll sing together

La la la La la La la la

In maytag land Time sits still We don’t grow old And don’t grow holes Never stepped on never trashed Never ripped up by the cats

We’ve left the cold hard world behind And we can’t go back Come join us in the dryer And shut the door behind you