Exposed: The True Story of the Kettle in Your Kitchen!

by @johncrossman

Skirmish: Gold, Silver, Bronze (@corinnecurcio) Challenge: MADE-UP WORDS
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Liner Notes

#shanty-ish #skirmish #lyricsonly

History is malleable.

Thanks @corinnecurcio for the skirmish prompt!

Lyrics

The blacksmith’s wife, she was carryin’ on With a certain sea captain, of fame from the song She’d had more than enough of the forger’s deep musk All the soot and the smoke and the sleepin’ at dusk

One day she was fed up and feelin’ her gumption Swapped two point five goats for a gray brittle lumption Set it to rest on the edge of the furnace Then forgot it for chasing her seafaring yearnin’s

Singin’ way hey, here I be, Just a matter of time and I’m free

Into the cauldron the deadly rock fell Givin’ a vague and a garlicy smell Old Smithie showed up to trade with his smithing Accidentally made copper and, with it, some hist’ry

Pots and pans and assorted adornments All that you need in a metally orangeness Before the day’s end, the welder was wealthy Reversin’ her curse aimed at dead and unhealthy

Singin’ way hey, lookit this glow This is somethin’ the world’s never known

The missus returned to a whole different picture The fortunate switch making Smithie quick richer She tried to explain she had meant all along To help him, exalt him, not do him wrong

But the smith, he was savvy and sent her to pack With half a goat left and the forge at her back Their story was written in iron and ore And the arsenic she failed to pour

Between strikes of the hammer, he sung and he stammered...

Oh, she left and she took her poisonous trend But I’ll stay right here with my copper to bend Two gifts she gave me, my devious honey One for the truth and two for the money

Singin' way hey....

Comments

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Creative word weaving to craft a wonderful story that is full of colorful vivid details with a lesson to learn from. Love the old time folk fable feel - the kind of stories I loved a kid and still do!

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I like the use of detail to make story credible, while leaving out other specifics that might raise objections. The origin story and singalong chorus would go over well in a festival setting.

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Great story! I love the little narrator twist at the end, and of course the whole rhythmic musicality of the words.

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I am hearing a sea shanty also - you have the meter down and the unique language too! Excellent tale telling - what a fascinating story. We get a sense of these 2 characters and their interactions. If I am reading this right she tried to kill him but accidentally made him rich - but he caught on and sent her away - hopefully to the sea captain! Such creative and captivating story telling. Great skirmish!

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Wow, these lyrics almost sing themselves! I keep "hearing" a sea shanty in places! And the details in this tale are truly fascinating! What a detailed set of lyrics you have created for a skirmish! I very much enjoyed reading them!

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