Guitar, Vocals, Bass, Cajon, Snare, Tambourine

#parody #comedy #rock #acoustic #JimmyBuffet

For everyone who requested Jimmy Buffett songs at my gigs...this is as close as you're likely to get.

#RFKjr #kidrock #Maha

Well, I tried to amend my heroin habit Snorting coke off toilet seats Losing weight from parasites from eating roadkill And chomping down on raw red meat

But at night I have these wonderful dreams Some kind of kindred spirit at arms He was raised in a well-to-do family But he looks like he was raised on an abandoned farm

He's like a Happy Meal At The Methadone Clinic A trailer park with an onion slice Making America Healthy Again With a bag of pita chips and some Diet Slice

Well, I heard about the old time sailor men And how they'd keep their buttocks firm They would drink dirty water and eat raw pork Until the doctor would tell them that they had a brain worm

But now the times have changed with buddies, it seems And now, we're working out in our blue jeans Now, we're showing our asses and raising our glasses And refusing to get vaccines

It's just a Happy Meal At The Methadone Clinic Working out with my washed-up friend I mean the one who sang about underage girls Not the whale I used a chainsaw to cut off his head

It's just a Happy Meal At The Methadone Clinic We'll make a really weird video Making the best of a strange situation And doing a ton of blow

It's just a Happy Meal At The Methadone Clinic Serving at the altar of the Cheeseburger King We're all out of luck and our country is fucked 'Cause we're a Happy Meal At The Methadone Clinic

Happy Meal At The Methadone Clinic Hanging in the sauna with my rock & roll friend We're gonna bring back polio So we can have an FDR again We're just a Happy Meal At The Methadone Clinic