I'm late but I COULDN'T NOT do this challenge!! As a certified queer mess, I wanted to take a stab at summarizing my complex romantic/sexual attraction in a song :)

I'm not in love with the Banjo instrument option on the #omnichord, but sometimes it hits right

#skirmish #queer #improv

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Spoken: Sometimes people ask me what kind of "queer" I am, because I just say I'm "queer" because the real answer would take an HOUR.

Because I'm--

Sung: Bisexual, more conceptually 'Cause I don't really want to do anything 'Cause I'm so demisexual I might as well be Ace But there's still some pretty people who I'd let sit on my face, but

There's a hard way to tell you how I am romantically, 'Cause I love to fall in love with people I know I can never have I love the challenge, and the failure's just part of it

When I fall for a friend, I write several songs about them And I try to get them on my side But after I fail three times, I give up and write more songs about unrequited love!

I love my muses, but I keep them at arm's length And it doesn't matter what's in their pants 'Cause I know that it's all a mistake

That's why I just say that I'm "Queer" It's so much easier!

And I'm not a person who has a gender I gave it up for Lent 11 years ago (this is a joke) Or was it seven? I can never remember, when I change things

But now I'm neither a man nor a woman I'm not a boy, I'm not a girl And sometimes people ask me if I'm everything But there's a void--there's nothing where that would be

A7 Dm G C And I still like to wear dresses, And they make me feel pretty And I like to wear bowties, And they make me feel cool And sometimes I wear both at the same time And maybe that makes me look a fool But I think it's pretty cool, so,

I just say I'm "Queer", 'Cause it's so much easier than telling you all that And the real answer is that I'm sitting alone in my room And I've been single for four years, And that's good by me!