I didn't look at the title until most of the hour was gone, but it did prompt a memory from long ago as well as a silly bit from the Percy Jackson TV show. I decided to write it up.

Frogs croaking “Budweiser”, a commercial long ago for beer I heard it downstairs in burps, my kids acting up I fear Much to my surprise, my new hubby was center stage Burping up a storm, and smiling at my rage

I’m not a good burp maker But won’t be a faker I had to laugh

Percy Jackson was sitting, beside Tyson his half brother Pretended he was going to tell him, a secret like no other Instead he let out a burp in his ear, a louder “burp” Tyson replied They ran away laughing down the beach saving both their lives

I’m not a good burp maker But won’t be a faker I had to laugh

I referred to such vulgar things as potty humor But I secretly enjoy them so that is not a rumor If I could burp on command I’d join in from the start But don’t encourage me because I can on command…fart

I’m not a good burp maker But won’t be a faker I had to laugh