Top of the Slops
by @andybalham
Liner Notes
Yes, it is about our old friend AI. The title I stole from an article on The Register, I hope they don't mind.
Lyrics
You always dreamed, of being a star As for practise, you couldn’t be arsed There’s got to be, an easier way You prayers are answered, with AI today
[Chorus] No need for ability No need for creativity Just type in a few words And hit that enter key Chew up the past, and out it pops And that’s all you need To be… Top of the Slops, yeah Top of the Slops, yeah Top of the Slops
Where there was nothing, now unlimited supply Flooding subscribers, on Spotify They've heard it all before, but they don't care as Algorithmic playlists, force-feed your fayre
[Chorus]
In this race to bottom, who cares who’s on top I’d rather sell my guitars, than add to the slop And I really, really don’t care, what you choose to play I would rather hear you what you’ve got, than a machine any day
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a touch of the dead kenndys, a splash of the sex pistols..and we have a suitably snotty take down of these amateur rinks who think they can pretend to have created something by just pushing a button. i love the "top of the slops" phrase because that is just what they aspire to. the big fear for the rest of us is not that we will be marginalized by this slop,,but that the perfection of our skills will maek them think our work, as wel,, is AI generated.