Bernadette fed up of bubblewrap irritation ( as we know ) Bernard stuffed full of spreadsheet irrigation ( as we know ) Only shared emptiness to rubberstamp damnation

For Irritate be not irrigate Litigate be not mitigate

Bernard be just Bernadette deflation So close to everything that's human So close to nothing in common

In the time it took for "Sloe Ride in a Fastfukt Marriage" to be cussed, their mangy Adams apples had turned to dust

No matter. Bernadette and Bernard had poisoned berries to do their splatter. Given that being twattered by fire was an undue health hazard. Or that the wont to immolate be not in their blood.

                                                 LEMONEY SKINT

                      a  SKINT / RUGRAT production