Temu's Got It
by @schnowd
Liner Notes
I confess, I've purchased from TEMU and so far haven't been terribly disappointed. I searched and as of this posting, there are no other songs about TEMU so here it is. #acousticonetake #guywithguitar #acoustic
Lyrics
TEMU’S GOT IT F.A.W.M. 2026 ©schnowd
Are you needing some new jewelry Or an arm chair cover in red Some coffee cups or sink strainer Maybe 400 fish hooks instead
A safety rail, or steering wheel cover A tee shirt or telephone case You say you broke your special ice cream scooper But you know just where to go to replace
Temu’s got it, Temu’s got it And though you surely cannot beat the price Just remember when you make your purchase Tapping “Buy Now” means you’re rolling the dice
A fishing hat or mini bench grinder A sweeper to help keep your yard clean An eyebrow trimmer or a toenail grinder That and many more things you’ve never seen
Need a bookshelf or a dent puller A new Fedora to show off your new look From jumpsuit pants to hot tamales Just be careful you don’t get “took”
Temu’s got it, Temu’s got it And though you surely cannot beat the price Just remember when you make your purchase Tapping “Buy Now” means you’re rolling the dice
Ah yes! The madcap reality of Temu! This captures it well and is toe-tapping catchy too. Jump pants to hot tamales! :)
Well done!