So, I went on a crime spree in my nasty green getaway car. This gets me the trophy! #getawaymusic #skirmish

I stole a box of brillo pads. The police are scouring the area. But they won’t catch me in my Snot Rod

I got pulled over and cop Asked for “papers” I said “scissors. I win” The I drove off in my Snot Rod

I stole these wheels off a guy Who worked tirelessly to catch me. But he couldn’t catch my Snot Rod I”m going to steal your xylophone Because I take percussions In my Snot Rod

The sticker said “no tools Left in van overnight” So I broke in during the day. And got away with my Snot Rod

I always get away in my Snot Rod